You know it’s going to be a bad day when:
- It’s raining so hard that a day out of the office volunteering in a local park is cancelled
- You’re going camping this weekend. In Wales. Where any rain is magnified, intensified and persistentified.
- Your own company spells your name wrong when setting you up on a system, meaning that you now have to remember to spell your name wrong every time you log in.
Come, share in my joy:
I hope you have a wonderful day, though.
I have confidence you’re just the man to construct an alternate personality named Ticker. If anything goes wrong at work, tell ’em it wasn’t you; some cat named Ticker did it.